Parenting FAIL… all day long


Yesterday was such a parenting FAIL for me that I’m almost too embarrassed to describe it. ALMOST. But I feel like I’d be doing you a disservice if I didn’t confess to this. How are you supposed to feel parentally (is so a word) superior to me if I don’t give you the ammunition to do so?

It all started when I picked the Loud One and the Nibbit up from camp and we had THIS conversation:

Me <excited>: “Hey guys, guess what we’re doing tomorrow??”
Them <equally excited>: What?? What?!? WHAT??
Them <sad faces>: Oh.
Loud One: I thought you were going to say tomorrow is Matilda. (We have plans to see Matilda on Broadway in July. Are these kids effing spoiled rotten lucky or what?)
Nibbit: Yeah, I wanna see ‘Tilda ‘morrow!!
Me: Um, well, here’s the thing… you still get to see Matilda in a few weeks, but tomorrow is the Yankee game! Isn’t that awesome, YOU GET TO DO BOTH!!
Loud One: Oh. The Yankee game just doesn’t sound that fun to me.
Nibbit: Yeah, not that fun for me. (He just repeats whatever LO says.)


I lost my shit.

Something about this exchange struck such a chord with me and I FREAKED out. I started YELLING at them… like REALLY yelling… like, “ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THAT’S YOUR REACTION? HOW ABOUT A LITTLE APPRECIATION FOR ALL OF THESE THINGS WE DO FOR YOU!! SOME KIDS WOULD LOVE TO HEAR THAT THEY GET TO GO TO A YANKEE GAME!!” and then…


Yup. Full-on Mommy tantrum. But they SO deserved it. I know they’re young and I know they may not completely get it blah blah…. but I am not OK with the idea that we are raising bratty kids who feel entitled to see Broadway shows and who are unappreciative about Major League fun! (See what I did there?)

So I made them cry instead.

And THEN, I made another rookie parenting mistake when, without thinking it through and without talking to KJ, I said, “OK, FORGET IT. YOU ARE NOT GOING NOW. DADDY AND I WILL GO AND YOU WILL STAY HOME AND YOU DO NOT GET TO WATCH BASEBALL AND EAT POPCORN AND ICE CREAM AND…


HUH? Did someone say ice cream?


But now, I’ve already told them they are NOT going. So I have to do the dreaded backtrack, “Well, I don’t know. I’ll have to talk to Dad and see what he thinks.”

We worked it out a little later in the afternoon. The Loud One apologized for “not being excited about the ice cream and the baseball” and I apologized for losing my shit and calling them brats (even though they totally deserved it) and the Nibbit said, “Blah blah blah” which I’m sure was code for “I’m really sorry.”

So. One may think that was enough drama for one day, but one would be wroooong….

About an hour later, I had to break it to the Loud One that we’re giving away her guinea pigs. Tomorrow.


She knew that we were thinking about it and when we first told her, she was bummed but not distraught. I reminded her that the Nibbit is really allergic and that they require a lot of work for pets that don’t get taken out of the cage and played with enough. In other words, why am I scooping rodent shit every day if you’re not going to LOVE THESE THINGS WITH EVERY FIBER OF YOUR BEING?

Wait. Hold on. This is not the Loud One’s fault. This whole “Adventure with Guinea Pigs” was a mistake. MY mistake. A big one. I regret it and I am really sorry about it.

Before we got the guinea pigs, I should have remembered that I don’t even really like animals so I would definitely not enjoy taking care of small, furry ones. I should have known that even though LO desperately wanted a pet, she’s a little young for the responsibility of daily care and maintenance. I should have known that when the novelty wore off and she stopped obsessing about them, I would get bitter and resentful about doing all the work for animals I never wanted in the first place. And of course, there was no way to know about the Nibbit’s (and KJ’s) allergy, but there’s that as well.

I promised her that I would not bring them to any kind of shelter but would wait until we found a really great family who would love them a lot. That took about three months, but earlier this week, I found them.

I told LO yesterday and she cried. And cried and cried and I felt terrible. She said, “They were my birthday present, you know!” and my heart broke a little bit. She said, “But I love them and I will miss them!” and my heart broke a little more. She said, “As soon as I’m a little taller and bigger, I can help more” and I really questioned whether this was the right call. Then after a few more hiccups and deep sniffs, she paused, recovered and said, “Can I have ice cream?”

And my heart felt a little better.

Then for dinner, they had mac & cheese. And ice cream. Winning!

So, to sum up one of my worst parenting days ever:

I screamed at my kids and called them UNGRATEFUL SPOILED BRATS. Then, I told them that they were not, under any circumstances, going to the Yankee game (FALSE). Then I told LO that we were getting rid of her pets, that she received for her birthday only ten months ago. Lastly, I used ICE CREAM to make everyone feel better. (PS. Including myself.)

Conclusion: for every Transportation Day success, there is a day like this to knock you right off of your Mother of the Year podium.

Godspeed, Squeaky & Pip

Godspeed, Squeaky & Pip


Today’s Update:

  • Squeaky and Pip have left the building and my kitchen has never looked bigger. When LO walked in and saw the space where RODENTS USED TO LIVE IN MY KITCHEN she was bummed for about 18 seconds before moving on, so I know this was the right call. I never really loved Squeaky and Pip but I do think they deserve to be with a family that will take them out of their cage and play with them once in a while. I’m extremely big-hearted like that.
  • There may be a pet frog in our future… our very, very distant future.
  • We went to the Yankee game and everyone had a great time. We enjoyed fries, ice cream and about six minutes of baseball.


8 responses »

  1. I have the same screaming match with my kids at least once a week!! About going out to dinner, food shopping, and I apparently never let them do, have or get ANYTHING or go anywhere!! Jayden, at 9, is just starting to get it and I hear her telling Vanessa, and then they go pick me flowers, aka weeds, from outside with their apoligy (sp). All is good at the end of the day 😉 !!

  2. Oh Krissy, not that bad at all! I bribe my children daily! I’d share some stories but afraid Child Services may get wind! Jk, kinda! 😉

  3. You are such a good mama…every mama has breakdowns once in a while especially when your kids don’t quite react the way you are expecting them to. (listen to me- Dr Phil’s assistant) I will probably scream at my kids before the day is over about something!

  4. I have so lost my shit over extremely similar events. Blaming my kids for being ungrateful. Then blame myself for spoiling them to the point they don’t get excited about things. Ugh! On a side note my 7 yr old has been begging for A squeaky and pip of her own for about a yr now. You have scared me off alittle. Are they really that much work?

    • Don’t mean to butt in here but whee are four guinea pigs and over on our blog whee have a little guide to piggies if that would help. Whee are all looked after by four children, though the oldest of them is now 19 so not really a child (but she was 12 when she first got piggies and all the others were younger). Whee make great children’s pets but yes whee do need attention and cuddles efurry day. Cleaning out every three days etc. Think carefully before taking on any pets.

      Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil

  5. “Be gentle with yourself, etc….” You are one of the best parents that I have ever experienced, DEFINITELY including me!


  6. Don’t even sweat it! When I was younger, for our big dance recital, we were going to be blue birds for the show “The Wizard of Oz.” I didn’t think this sounded exciting at all and my teacher went on to inform me, in front of the entire class, that I was being ungrateful and we could have been the flying monkeys. Would that be better? Please note, this was all done in a professional manner. When I told my mom, she made me march in there and apologize for having a snotty attitude. Although that is the only example I can remember, my parents had the same attitude in raising us. If it’s any consolation, I think you’re doing just fine. 31 years later, I think I turned out ok and I thank the Lord every night for my blessings!

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