It’s Time to Dish.


First of all, thank you guys so much for all the love this first week… the comments here, the emails, the Facebook posts, the unmarked mail that has all the letters cut out of magazines that says “Stop blogging or else.” (I’m pretty sure my daughter did that.) As they say, I’m only as good as… you say I am. So please keep saying it. No, seriously, I’m only as good as my material, so thank GOD for kids that hate underwear, am I right?

But here’s the thing. Before I had the life I have now… with a family I adore (blech) and a respectable job as a stay-at-home-mom (ahem), I had another passionate love. And that, my friends, was Celebrity Gossip.

So let’s be honest here for a minute. You love the parenting stuff, the Crazy Eyes; I know the “stretch my underwear” got a good laugh, but really most of you were thinking… “Where is the DISH? The Krissy Mac I USED to know would not let a week go by without commenting on how Stacy Kiebler is the Luckiest. Woman. Alive.” Well, don’t worry. It’s time. RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NOW.

I’m happy to present the first ever “Who Needs A Nap? Me. But Not Until After We Recap What’s Happening Now in Pop Culture*” post!

*By pop culture I mean the following: what I read in Us Weekly or Entertainment Weekly; what I see on or other various non-reputable Internet entertainment sites (wait, that sounded dirty); stories on Access Hollywood or that other show; and miscellaneous books, movies or music that I like. Oh and my imagination. I sometimes make stuff up.)

Here we go…

Did you all see the pictures of Beyonce’s birthing suite?? It’s nicer than my first apartment in NYC  all of my apartments in NYC current house! Nothing but the best for little Blue Ivy (this applies to everything other than NAMES, that is).

Brangelina visited the White House this week. They say Angie’s promoting the movie she just made, but I’m pretty sure they were there to discuss adopting Sasha and Malia.

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are engaged. C’mon. Does she HONESTLY think that he’s not going to cheat on her? Ever? With Britney Spears? I mean, I love him but in the Cliff, Shag or Marry game, let’s just say, I’m not picking Marry. I feel like arranging a lunch between Jessica Biel and Demi Moore. And Sandra Bullock. (Agents! Do this! Save her!)

Did anyone watch the People’s Choice Awards the other night? At first, I was feeling pretty old, not knowing who most of the hot, young chicks were that were introducing stuff that I’ve never heard of. But then… the People’s Choice for Favorite Comedy was announced and it was “Hot in Cleveland.” Huh? Who exactly are the People who Chose this? Because I’d like to introduce them to a little lady named TINA FEY. (No disrespect intended, Betty White. You’re AWESOME. Loved you in Titanic.)

Hey, Lil Wayne’s going to release a prison memoir. Um, who’s NOT going to read this?

OK, I’ll openly admit that I like Gwyneth Paltrow. I’ll slightly-more-sheepishly admit that I subscribe to her Goop newsletter. (You know the one where she talks about fabulous linen stores in Tokyo and how to roast a duck with only three servants helping?) Well, in this week’s newsletter, she’s listing some kid-friendly, healthy meals. I got excited thinking she’d have a new take on chicken nuggets using corn flakes instead of bad stuff, but NO. She busts out … get this… “Baked Salmon, Cauliflower & Capers” and “Nori Hand Rolls.” I’m sorry, but what? Each of these include at least two ingredients that I’ve never heard of and neither of them include “mac” or “cheese.” BUT you’ll be happy to know that for the Nori Hand Rolls, the MUNG is optional. PHEW.

Sad news about Katy Perry and Russell Brand divorcing, huh? I know, personally, I was SHOCKED. I mean, they just seem so normal and down-to-Earth, ya know? Apparently, he is a the Mayor of Crazytown. Which is ironic, I would have pegged the one with bluepinkpurple hair and fire shooting out of her boobs as the nut job.

Bradley Cooper is dating Zoe Saldana now. You know the blue chick from that movie with the magic tree? You know, for a SUPERHOT guy, he makes some interesting choices… Zoe’s cute, but Renee Zellwegger? JLo? Someone give that guy a MIRROR.

Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudekis are also dating. (Anyone care?)

Lastly, I know some of you are wondering where I stand on a certain timely, divisive issue. So I’m going to clarify here and now and get it over with. I am thoroughly and completely … Konfused by the Kardashians. I mean, on one hand, ew. On the other hand… actually, just ew. I’ve heard that there’s a rumor that maybe Khloe isn’t really a Kardashian. That’s awful. I mean, what if her real Dad’s name didn’t start with a K? That would be DEVASTATING because then her name would have to be Hloe. I also heard about a recent Tweet of Khloe’s involving her looking forward to a “late night cuddle session” with her husband.

People, I’m going to say this once. If I EVER Tweet that I’m looking forward to a “late night cuddle session with my husband,” assume that I’ve been abducted by aliens and demolish my body.

There’s a lot more to cover, people, but I gotta go. I have to go cook some mung.

Mmmmmm... mung

That’s all. Bye.

PS. If you want to be sure that you don’t miss a single post about kids, chaos or margs… or celeb gossip, please “follow” me using the link on the right hand side of this page. You’ll get an email everytime there’s a new post. OR you can be my friend on Facebook and I’ll keep you updated that way. Or I’ll come to your house at night, ring your doorbell and let you know. Whichever method you prefer.

4 responses »

  1. Mac, you are too funny. Totally laughing about the goop thing. I deleted it after I got to the Beet carpaccio recipe- I didn’t even make it to the mung!…really, these are for kids? I wouldn’t even eat these things…. haha

  2. You brighten my day more than a 3-day weekend (yahoo)!
    I honestly laughed out loud (I know I’m supposed to put LOL but I’m old school) 3 times…and I’m here by myself so that could be creepy to some people.
    But Thank you and I am looking forward to more.

    And by the way, I know some adults who would like their underwear strecthed….no names….

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